

Wit's it aw aboot?

“Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!” is the hilarious Scottish adventure inspired by the well-loved song of the same name! Hazel McTavish was determined to become a YouTube sensation but, so far, all of her endeavours had fallen short. However, her latest idea was sure to win over the public and ensure worldwide internet fame. But when she told people, the reaction was always the same ‘Hazel, ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus!’.
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Brought to you by the same team who created the acclaimed productions of ‘Scotland and ‘Aw That’, ‘Tam O’Shanter’ and more recently the sell-out run of ‘Wind in the Willows’ at the Warren Theatre, Brighton, this latest production has been entertaining audiences all over Scotland.
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This high energy production not only has the audience laughing in the aisles, but is also a celebration of the Scots language and indeed Scottish society and humour.
When is it available?
Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus is available throughout 2025 including (but not limited to) the following periods:
Burns' Day Monday 20th January - Friday 31st January 2025
World Book Day Monday 3rd March - Friday 7th March 2025
Easter Treat Monday 17th March - Friday 4th April 2025
Summer Term Treat: Monday 2nd June - Friday 27th June 2025
Halloween Version: Monday 27th October - Friday 31st October 2025
St Andrew's Day: Monday 24th November - Friday 28th November 2025
Special Festive Version: Monday 1st December - Friday 19th December 2025
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Remember, our other Scottish Musical Production - 'Gie it Laldy!' is also available throughout 2025
How does it work?
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We bring the entire production to you! Sets, sound equipment, costumes and, of course, performers. All we require is access to a plug point in the performance area.
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The production is one hour in length and can be delivered during an AM or PM session.
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Having worked in a vast array of halls and performance spaces, the show can be delivered just about anywhere. We do not require a stage but can work on one if required.
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We require 30 minutes setting up time and a further 30 minutes to pack away.
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Provided everyone can fit safely and comfortably into the performance area, we have no number or age restrictions.
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We have a range of additional safety measures in place during the Covid-19 pandemic. Click here for further details.

Why should ye book it?
Entertaining
Combines drama and live music to make for the perfect whole school treat!
Moral Message
Promotes a strong moral message around work ethic, inclusion and family.
Scots Language
Enhances understanding of Scots language and celebrates Scottish songs and poetry.
Suitability
Cleverly devised to ensure the production can be fully enjoyed by all primary age groups.
Book with confidence! We perform to an annual audience of over 100,000